I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me
People who understand you have a busy life and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
Either I’ve found the worlds smallest spoon or I’ve become a giant…
Did you become a titan just to pick up that spoon?
“I do,” I say. “I need you.” he looks upset, takes a deep breath as if to begin a long argument, and that’s no good, no good at all, because he’ll start going on about Prim and my mother and everything and I’ll just get confused. So before he can talk, I stop his lips with a kiss.
i never understand why non-white characters can’t just be described as fucking brown
they gotta be caramel, mocha, dark chocolatey, cocoa, whatever nonsense
can we start describing white characters with food terms too? “her milk-white arms.” “his light mayonaisse face.” “her hair was the color of dijon mustard.” yeah. sounds about right.
"I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”
The most reliable duo.
It’s kinda messed up that we associate the term ‘princess’ with being spoilt, petty, shallow and weak, while we associate ‘prince’ with being dashing, courageous, powerful and strong.
Stop whatever your doing
Imagine an AU where your favorite character is real, but you’re fictional in some cool series, and your favorite character obsesses over you, or your favorite character runs a blog on tumblr filled with stuff about you, or they roleplay you.
always dress the way you’d want to look if you suddenly became the main protagonist in an anime
your dick is shorter than an episode of hetalia
want to know how i motivate myself?
now i have no choice but to do my work